Not everyone is looking for a traditional wedding. Perhaps you want a marriage of equality, rather one one person being “given” to the other. Perhaps you don’t follow any particular religion. Perhaps, you want some of the tradition feel of a wedding being officiated, without religious wording or potential intimidation of a judge. Whatever your reason, I am happy to help be a wedding officiant at your San Antonio area wedding.

I am an ordained by the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which is a legally recognized church. I do have a Certificate of Ordination and I typically carry my ordination card in my wallet. So whether you are atheist, or do want some spiritual voice in your ceremony, I am happy to help officiate your wedding for any cultural background or gender-spectrum combination.

The wedding ceremony is totally for your pleasure. If you wanted to just get legally married, you would have just gone to your local judge and shuffled through the line in court. I imagine if you want a ceremony, you want the experience, the magic, the ritual of the process of coming into union. Let’s work together to write your custom vows for your special day, just the way you envisioned it. We can be as short or lengthy as you want with the words and process. I am also willing to dress professionally, witchy, rainbowy, or in any style you want within my wardrobe; any hyper-specific costume costs will be billed to you.